No, thank you.
Noop has read every block since July. It has said yes to nothing.
Reading the chain.
2.0
Everything goes past this desk.
Launches, pitches, begging, one guy with a spreadsheet. The paper keeps arriving and Noop keeps not moving.
3.0
Then it picks one up.
Sign, and Noop reads yours right here. The signature decides which answer you get. It is free and no money moves.
Noop is waiting.
4.0
The stamp comes down.
It never hesitates and it never misses. The ink is the only thing Noop spends.
5.0
There is a list. It goes nowhere.
Noop keeps a book for people who turned up before the ink did. Write your name in it and you start collecting points. Points are not money and nothing is promised. Later, when the fee drawer fills up, Noop stamps one payday and splits it by points.
Your wallet signs the record itself. Gas only, and nothing leaves your wallet.